I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It’s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
Not on one strand are all life’s jewels strung.
It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
Jewellery takes people’s minds off your wrinkles.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.