Well said Graham Greene

I had very good dentures once.  Some magnificent gold work.  It’s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

Graham Greene

Well said William Morris

Not on one strand are all life’s jewels strung.

William Morris

Well said Mahatma Gandhi

It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.

Mahatma Gandhi

Well said Salvador Dalí

The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels:  it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.

Salvador Dalí

Well said Sonja Henie

Jewellery takes people’s minds off your wrinkles.

Sonja Henie

Well said Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.  They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner